Relax: I’m not going to blackmail you.
But you knew that already, didn’t you.
If you are on this page it is probably because you read my card and you:
a) share my dark, sophisticated, ironic post-modern sense of humour
b) are very intelligent and highly inquisitive
c) are extremely gullible and have something to hide
Whatever the reason, you are EXACTLY the type of person who will enjoy my mixture of incredible magic and mind-reading.
Just look at that face. How could you even imagine I would try to blackmail you?
Click HERE to find out more about what a talented and nice chap I am. Just the type to entertain your guests.
Click HERE to find out about my astounding close up magic.
And click HERE to find out about The Midas Experience. My amazing mind-reading show for grown ups. Notice the moody B+W photo.
Or simply skip to HERE to find out what it will all set you back.
Not that much considering I could be blackmailing you.